Elizabeth Taylor died yesterday.
I had two friends over last night over for wine when we found out, the conversation went like this :
Me: “OH Elizabeth Taylor Died”
Friend 1 : “Oh really? At least she will be with Michael Jackson now.”
Friend 1: “Talking about dead people, Isn’t Zsa Zsa Gabor dead too? “
Me : “No, She’s alive and …… well not kicking as she only has one leg”.